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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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