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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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