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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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