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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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