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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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