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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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