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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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