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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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