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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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