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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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