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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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