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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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