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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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