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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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