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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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