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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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