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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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