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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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