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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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