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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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