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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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