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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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