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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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