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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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