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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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