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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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