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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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