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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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