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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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