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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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