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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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