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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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