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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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