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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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