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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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