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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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