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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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