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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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