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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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