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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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