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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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