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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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