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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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