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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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