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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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