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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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