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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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