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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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