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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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