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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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