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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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