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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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