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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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