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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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