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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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