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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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