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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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