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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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