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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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